I’m a cunt, I’m spiteful, I’m cynical, I’m heartless.
I love everything about myself.
So I tweeted earlier today “You’ve really let yourself go” which was just a general tweet out about a lot of people I know who have let themselves go. Well this guy I know tweeted “like you have room to talk…” So I’m assuming this tweet was about me.
This tweet is beyond untrue since I’ve lost weight, gotten prettier, and started living a much more interesting life. I have the perfect response so I’m going to share it with you since I don’t want to start any drama:
“Yeah, I have room to talk in my pants that are two sizes too big”