bitchesgetshitdone:

I get so overwhelmed whenever I get an iTunes gift card

Like what music do I deem worthy enough to legally purchase?

(via relahvant)

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

(via seizure-the-day)

iguanamouth:

not knowing how to spell a word but playing it off and mispelling it really bad so it looks intentional like “hey when are you meeting us at the restetrauretant”

(via humorking)

I’m a cunt, I’m spiteful, I’m cynical, I’m heartless.

I love everything about myself.

bootycaller:

who wants to give up on society and go live in a treehouse with me

(Source: tiredestprincess, via aint-nobody-perfect)

I just need to rant over here.

So I tweeted earlier today “You’ve really let yourself go” which was just a general tweet out about a lot of people I know who have let themselves go. Well this guy I know tweeted “like you have room to talk…” So I’m assuming this tweet was about me.
This tweet is beyond untrue since I’ve lost weight, gotten prettier, and started living a much more interesting life. I have the perfect response so I’m going to share it with you since I don’t want to start any drama:
“Yeah, I have room to talk in my pants that are two sizes too big”